My Weird Issues! no-1

Examination!

 I"m having my quarterly exams right now (but i shall not touch the vile object called book!) and I just don't get one single thing (not my subjects...i mean i don't get that either..) Why the hell do we have exams?

During exams the same cycle repeats again and again...(totally relate able!)

MY EPIC EXAM STUDYING ROUTINE:Even on the day before the exam I'm sitting and chatting...Right when its 10 at night I start studying (i don't sleep the whole night)...due to the lack of sleep I write my exam asap and then I doze off! (tips to be a topper!...just kidding!) :)

And whenever my mom asks me how many revisions (revisions?...I haven't even started studying!) but...I tell her that I finished my second revision(and she believes me anyway!)

ANNOYING THINGS 15 MINUTES BEFORE THE EXAM: That 15 minutes (right before  the exam) that we have for revising, is a golden opportunity to read never seen lessons and brand new answers (as if that is gonna help!)... but the nerd gang in my class (who have already finished reading and memorizing the page numbers too!) always (every single time!) start talking to us and distracting us from our (oh so called...last minute) studies! And I do have to say you hardly suspect them distracting you!

ANNOYING THINGS BEFORE THE EXAM: That spiritual time when I pray to god (begging) so that the paper might be easy...but that godly moment is always ruined by those (irritating) girls calling all their friends with that stupid whispering tone just to wish them luck! Like girl! The only luck I want is, to ask god to make me pass (at least this time...) I don't think anyone wants your best of luck when I know that you're cursing me so that I fail!

I TOTALLY AM TYPE 3!

ANNOYING THINGS DURING THE EXAM: I get the question paper and its not that easy but I slightly remember one answer (thank you last minute studying!) and Bam! The girl behind me starts calling me for answers. honestly I always turn around to that annoying girl and (mental middle finger) wish them luck. When I'm finally done with my exam and I try to sleep and suddenly I'm the most popular student in class...the whole exam hall is whispering and calling me and desperately looking at me (with puppy dog eyes) asking for the answers.

NOW I FEEL "LIKE A BOSS!"

THIS DEFINES ME DURING MATH EXAM

ANNOYING THINGS AFTER THE EXAM: After the nightmare, everyone is busy discussing answers and I go ask one of your friends about the exam and they usually say this "I'm gonna fail in this exam! it was so tough!" (every person has that one person who does this!) and I totally believe her and console her and all, but she's the ninja nerd we all need to be cautious about!



ANNOYING THINGS AFTER PAPER DISTRIBUTION: I get my paper (average scores) fold it and keep it my pocket! ^.^  and that friend who 'was gonna fail' has the highest scores.(nerds...all are nerds) B)

I'M THE DEAD MAN....

Thats all...now I'm gonna (try) study for my chemistry exam tomorrow!