Why check-ups are bittersweet!
Since my eyes have been betraying me way too much...I had to get my eyes checked! The lady (probably a staff...I mean...yea shes a staff!) in blue stood in front of me with a tiny,white bottle...and I regret to say this but that one tiny bottle made me cry even more than me crying after watching "the fault in our stars"!
Honestly it was like a drop of boiling hot lava in my eyes! I feel asleep for two hours after that 'drop from hell!'. (to be honest...when I woke up...I thought I got kidnapped!) the nurse lady took me to one room (where the retina specialist was probably waiting for me wearing a creepy bloody mask with a chain-saw in this hands!) and it was a dramatic after this...I opened the door and the room was hella dark. The nurse switched on the room light and Bam! A dude stood there with a helmet type device to check the eyes...no bloody mask...no chainsaws...just a major tall dude, in a light blue formal shirt and a light colored pants! he removed that helmet-ish device thingies and ran his hand through his light-ish brown hair! Waaaah! I stood there...just stood and gaped at him...
He asked me to take a seat and woof! His voice was manly! (most of the guys I've met so far either have voices like motorbikes or a five year old pansy!) OK! I kinda regret fighting with my mom because I didn't want my eyes checked...and now I need a reason to get my eyes checked!
The check up was kinda (ok! hurt like a bi###!) painful, but every single time it hurt he kept saying,"It's okay! look at me!" (uhh...doc? thing is, that I will look at you no matter what...but its kinda nice that the doc is encouraging me to stare and ogle! lol! I'm pretty sure he meant it in a nice way! damn my mind!)
After the check-up the doc spoke to my dad and the doc explained the whole procedure of how the 'tiny' laser is gonna work...and yea...when doctors mention the words 'tiny', 'not gonna hurt', 'this will be like a mosquito bite' and 'this won't take long!'. The actual meanings are 'humongous! bigger than Nicki Minaj's butt!', 'its gonna hurt like a plane crashed on you!' , 'this will be like drilling a hole into your face!' and 'this will be even worse than a bloody brain transplant!' respectively. If they ever mention these sugar coated, deadly words with a smile, just do one thing...run! run like a pedo is after you!
The laser was damn painful! But I somehow managed to swallow my screams and yea...every time I broke the nurse's finger (I can clearly tell that, the nurse probably regrets standing beside me...) the doctor kept saying things like, "Keep looking at me!" (No problemo! I'm guessing that he found out that I was checking him out!) and "curse me all you want later!"
So after the painful procedure he said that he would talk to my dad about the details... (was kinda disappointed that I won't get to see a cute face anymore...) and then he tells me the bitter sweet news! Bitter part is that I have to undergo one more laser treatment to cure the scratch and the calorie-filled news is that (as he said...and I quote), "I'm afraid that you have to see me again for the next two weeks!" (woohoo!)
Yea girl! Next week is 'creepy pasta week'!
So after the painful procedure he said that he would talk to my dad about the details... (was kinda disappointed that I won't get to see a cute face anymore...) and then he tells me the bitter sweet news! Bitter part is that I have to undergo one more laser treatment to cure the scratch and the calorie-filled news is that (as he said...and I quote), "I'm afraid that you have to see me again for the next two weeks!" (woohoo!)
Yea girl! Next week is 'creepy pasta week'!
