Enjoying with half of the china population! (Wednesday)
no...I wasn't making a
racist joke, I was just creating a cool heading. (Honestly...no offence)
In the morning it was drizzling slightly...after I took a bath It was raining like a bloody typhoon hit us...after breakfast it was so damn hot that you could just stick an uncooked turkey out the window and it would get cooked to perfection within a matter of minutes...like does Port Blair suffer from bi-polar weather syndrome? (honestly! I take my umbrella because it’s raining, and its bloody sunny outside. One moment it’s sunny and I put on my cool summer top and boom! It’s flooding outside!)
In the morning it was drizzling slightly...after I took a bath It was raining like a bloody typhoon hit us...after breakfast it was so damn hot that you could just stick an uncooked turkey out the window and it would get cooked to perfection within a matter of minutes...like does Port Blair suffer from bi-polar weather syndrome? (honestly! I take my umbrella because it’s raining, and its bloody sunny outside. One moment it’s sunny and I put on my cool summer top and boom! It’s flooding outside!)
So it’s futile to even mention about the weather. I’m gonna skip to the fun part! My bro, honey (unfortunately he is the eldest brother…but he’s still a bird brain!) said that he was gonna take me to the most beautiful place on planet earth (according to this nut sized brain). We (honey, sonu, honey’s wife and me!) drove for a hell lotta time… (Actually I don’t remember most of the places names!) Almost all the places he wanted to take me were (coincidently) closed or under construction! (Well! I’ll be damned! This plot is just like a shoujo manga I read...ok…I need to shut up!) Even the bakery we went to…was closed…and to top the disappointment (the cherry on the cupcake!) it started raining!
I was getting really really pissed off! (I know it’s not honeys
fault! But my mind was urging me to strangulate him!) I kept emitting the
“death aura”…and honey was trying his level best (not enough! The last manga
was…ok! Damn! I always go off topic!) to make me laugh.
Then we decided to go to a beach, “Chidiya Tapu” to be exact… (why
do the beach names sound like Greek and Latin to me?!?!)
The scenery was beautiful when we entered the “reserved forest”
and we took many pics on the way! I started nerding out when I saw a
touch-me-not plant (Mimosa pudica to be exact! I can go on talking about a
single plant for hours!)
On reaching the beach (after a long time!) I freaked out! The view
was amazing! but since i didn't have any sun screen on...i transformed into burnt toast!
We walked along the beach, talking about various things… (ok!ok! that was a complete lie!) honey and his wife were being all lovey-dovey (they are sooo not in my OTP list!) and the awkwardness still didn’t dispel between sonu and I.(I wanted to jump into the water and swim back home!) I was trying really hard to make a proper conversation with him…but let me point out the obvious facts
We walked along the beach, talking about various things… (ok!ok! that was a complete lie!) honey and his wife were being all lovey-dovey (they are sooo not in my OTP list!) and the awkwardness still didn’t dispel between sonu and I.(I wanted to jump into the water and swim back home!) I was trying really hard to make a proper conversation with him…but let me point out the obvious facts
1.we have no common interests (I didn’t ask him!)
2. I’m an otaku-directioner-gamer…so talking about my hobby isn’t
the best option (If I did that I might start fan girling!) and last but not the
least
3. sonu was like the silent type (he answered half of my questions
with various Facial expressions followed by a series of silent but weird sound
effects!)
Well whatever! I saw so many little crabs that were just too cute!
So I started picking up colorful crabs (just to admire them! No! I wasn’t
thinking about eating them!)
Then we discovered (a treasure chest! Just kidding!) a really
beautiful spot in the forest part of that beach…even though it was kinda gross
stepping on all the moss on the ground! Then after a whole two hours of
exciting crab picking, clicking snaps, whining about the climate (that was
obviously me!) and feeling exhausted from all that trekking (it wasn’t
trekking…just a walk…but my legs still hurt!) we finally went home. On the way we (excluding me…I suck at speaking Hindi!) enquired about the water sports and
returned back to my (temporary) home sweet home!
After listening to my moms lecture just because my boots (as my
mom always quotes “from Spain!”) got a little wet in the beach…
we all had lunch together like a family…(a family that eats together…farts together…at the same time…)(lol!)
we all had lunch together like a family…(a family that eats together…farts together…at the same time…)(lol!)
Then we told mom about the water sports and we all decided to go
to the beach together by 3pm…
Ok…now here is the funny part…I only brought 4 pairs of jeans
and…I couldn’t wear those! So sonu, honey’s wife and I went shopping by 2.30…I
maybe a girl but I (honestly!) hate shopping for clothes! (I wouldn’t mind
going to a Coplay store to buy Coplay!)
Those 30 minutes were like hell and the worst half an hour in my life! I was surrounded by clothes that were so flashy and colorful! (I’m an otaku who only wears black! Just for you Sebastian! My black butler!) in the end I gave up and decided to wear my anime shorts (I always wear that on Sundays while watching anime!)
Those 30 minutes were like hell and the worst half an hour in my life! I was surrounded by clothes that were so flashy and colorful! (I’m an otaku who only wears black! Just for you Sebastian! My black butler!) in the end I gave up and decided to wear my anime shorts (I always wear that on Sundays while watching anime!)
My mom was royally pissed that I didn’t get a pair of trunks for
myself…but the next incident made me repent for my sins…honey lent his shorts!
(ahhhh! I can’t take this humiliation!) Since I had no say in the argument…I
had to wear it. (It was kinda comfortable…ahh! It’s affecting my mind!) I wore
a super mega long top to cover (my humiliation!) the crappy shorts I was
wearing.
Okay...even I’m
still surprised that my family
fit in
the car! (granma, grandpa and 1 of my aunt decided to stay home).
Well...I went with sonu on the bike.
And people I need to quote one thing...this is my first time riding on a bike in 4 years (I’m like a damsel in distress! Protected by my over protective dragon…I mean my mom). I honestly would have pissed in my pants (I mean in honey’s shorts!) when my mom mentioned that I should go with sonu on the bike.
When I told him that I was scared…he said the most annoying, egotistic and self praising thing..."Don’t worry sis! I’m a professional biker!" *face palm*.
Like bro! I ain't even gonna ask if you know to drive...I just mentioned that, so you understand that I value my life as much as you value your precious bike!
Well...I went with sonu on the bike.
And people I need to quote one thing...this is my first time riding on a bike in 4 years (I’m like a damsel in distress! Protected by my over protective dragon…I mean my mom). I honestly would have pissed in my pants (I mean in honey’s shorts!) when my mom mentioned that I should go with sonu on the bike.
When I told him that I was scared…he said the most annoying, egotistic and self praising thing..."Don’t worry sis! I’m a professional biker!" *face palm*.
Like bro! I ain't even gonna ask if you know to drive...I just mentioned that, so you understand that I value my life as much as you value your precious bike!
Like hell! I don’t even know how to sit on a bike! What if the
bike falls to one side when I try sitting on it? Or what if an earthquake hits
while riding on the bike? (I need to figure out how to sit on the bike first…)
ok…now I’m kinda exaggerating (I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t
scared!)
Well…I actually still am lost as to how the hell I sat my ass on
the bike without destroying it…it’s like one of those things which you can
never explain.(like Santa Claus…actually I already figured that it was my mom
when she wrote “I want my children to become doctors” in the note…awkwardly obvious…)
Unexpectedly the bike ride was…cool! I loved the feeling of the
wind in my hair.
I could finally breathe in the air (I always travel by car, and I’m not allowed to roll down the windows…since I end up looking like...)
I could finally breathe in the air (I always travel by car, and I’m not allowed to roll down the windows…since I end up looking like...)
Honestly…i hate to say this…but…sonu is kinda like a pro biker
(not like a real pro…just a pro in balancing the bike with me dancing in the
back seat!).
The climate was perfect! (Finally!) It wasn’t raining or sunny, it
was cloudy and it was beautiful!
Sonu and I decided to try out the jet ski and the rest of the
animal kingdom somehow sat in the speed boat. Jet skis look so cool in the
movies, so I was hella excited about riding one. But *beep beep! Party pooper
detected!* only the guide was allowed to ride it… (My plan of snapping a cool
pic of me riding the jet ski alone
was ruined!)
But it was frigging exciting! We took some snaps beside snake
island, and I asked (since I learnt Hindi till my 10th grade) the
guide to let me drive… (He was trying to control his laughter cause of my ear
piercing accent full of grammar mistakes!)
Well whatever…no pain without gain and…boom! I was driving a jet
ski! (Now for the worst part!) I raise my right hand to do the epic fairy tail
symbol (love you Natsu!) and yea…
I shouldn’t have done that because I took a sharp turn by accident and kinda broke my hip (*crack!*)
I shouldn’t have done that because I took a sharp turn by accident and kinda broke my hip (*crack!*)
After the Jet Ski ride and an awkward walk with a slightly broke
hip, I literally dragged myself to the shore. Since I got wet anyway I ran (ok!
Limped! but it was a fast limping) to the beach and played in the water with my retarded cousins.
Suddenly it started raining and we had to get out of the water.Then we made a plan to go to the zoo.
Sonu and I went on the bike and on the way to the zoo honey asked
us to stop beside the Corbyn’s cove to take a picture.
While only the three of us were taking a snap, a group of old
farts were crossing. They were so polite that they openly said “I got scared! I
thought you guys were going to throw the girl into the water!”
Level of humiliation: 1,00,000! [like…thank you old man. For stating
the fact that two over sized men were about to throw a little angel (that’s me)
in the water and I was happily laughing along with my “oh so-called” murderers!]
We reached the zoo and surprisingly…the tickets only cost only
rs.2 each person! Then after a view of various animal poop inside cages, we
visited the joggers park! Then at night the four of us visited the “science
center” and got the tickets for a light and sound show. Let me keep this
brief…the show consisted of a compilation of various sounds of farts, burps,
flushing toilet and a girl being murdered. It was awful! But we laughed our
bottoms off and we left the show early!
On the way we went to Joggers Park again and I have to say…the night view was the best!
On the way we went to Joggers Park again and I have to say…the night view was the best!
We went back home, had dinner and honey was kinda busy (no! busy
as in…transferring the pics! Clean your minds people!) and all the ladies
(excluding the queen…me!) were busy doing the dishes. So sonu and I were
talking about all kinds of crap (crushes and secrets) then when midnight struck
(like Cinderella! Lol!)
…sonu went to his room and I obviously fell asleep. (finally!)
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